it's a simple grift
you need a good team
and a mark

the robber chased a woman toward me
i shoved him off as he passed
and the girl tumbled to my knees

"ouch! i can't walk"
"take this cash to the bank for me"

so i said "sure"
"don't get robbed. hide your money with mine"
i gave her my cash and she put it in a pouch with hers

great legs
too bad i have to rip her off

i split, bag in hand
later i discover the pouch is full of newsprint

yep, i was the mark

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